CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

The Bells are Ringing

The bells are ringing! The cousin who, at five, planned to marry Snoopy, is getting married for real. So, the NY clan is heading out to MI for a lavish wedding.

The prospect of disaster is so great I cannot even begin to verbalize it. My sister has been telling everyone that only alcohol will get us through this. Now, how to drink just enough so that we don't care, but not so much that I turn into Frenzied Panda and curse someone out (and maybe hit someone with a large bamboo stick)?

We can only hope that the groom's family is more scandalous than ours, but that hardly seems possible.

Next update on Sunday. Be well and be good.
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READING: Glossy fashion magazines I was supposed to save for the plane.

WATCHING: The WB. Big surprise, eh?