CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

EEK!

La Belle Helene has done it with raging success. Irma Turd at work has found true love. Crackers the Crime Fighting Chicken just had a baby chick with Mrs. Crackers. And so, inspired by their successes, I have decided to embark on this new craze, Internet Dating.

How scary! Profiles to write, photos to take and upload, witty screen names to invent. (Note to self, avoid variations of "hottie," "busty," and "chocolate.") And yet, there is a passivity in online dating that appeals to my lazy personality. I can just put my profile out there and the guys who are attracted to aging, rotund intellectuals will come running, right?

Prima has had some bad luck, but I can safely say that Prima is swimming in a completely different pool than I am. So, I don't think I have to worry about any poets who won't take no for an answer.

Any advice? Use the comment box.
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