CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA |
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By Quiconque |
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2004-11-04Post-Election: What Can You Do?Like many of my friends, I am despondent over the election results. However, rather than wallow in misery until the Democrats get their act together, I�ve decided to take some steps to make the most out of the next four years. I�m sure you're wondering, what can I do to make Dubya�s second term more tolerable? Well, here�s a handy list of things you should look into accomplishing, and fast. Get rich. Become white. Start a church. Get married, but only if you�re straight. Become straight. If you�re not white, straight, and married, start practicing abstinence, because you really don�t have any other choice. Buy a gun. Please, for everyone�s sake, learn how to use your gun properly. Forget science. Forget the arts. Forget public libraries, because there�s only one book you�ll ever need to read. If all else fails, emigrate. Failing even that, rant. (Thanks, Addie.)| |
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