CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

Don't get me started
2006-07-20

Lunchtime Conversation

At our college-wide picnic today, the faaabulous Latina confessed, "I am so out of it. You know, I only just learned about this thing, what is it called? The Elephant Smile."

"What is the Elephant Smile?" we asked her.

"You know, when a woman's pants are too tight in the front and you can see everything."

Eruptions of laughter followed. "Don't you mean Camel Toe?"

To be fair, Elephant Smile seems more exotic and inviting.
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BLOGOPHILIA

addieplum
ashyknees
bevin
dumbokie
fresh peth
la belle helene
mr. snacks
my adult life
prettygirl
prima
rex kramer
shasta red
sooner
squirma
totally knitting
waterlilysage
yoko
zantimisfit
'zaziel

LINKS







tomato nation
cocktail
heartless bitches
miss manners
bunny survival tests
scary squirrel world
angry alien
not martha
my theme song
j.k. rowling
four word film reviews
chicklit

DIARYRINGS

napqueens
geek-love
anthropology

LISTENING TO: The Miriam Makeba tape what is stuck forever in my car radio.

READING: Course catalogues.

WATCHING: Project Runway.

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