CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

Insert Pun Here*

This is not an update. I was writing an update last night and I fell asleep. Obviously, that piece needs work.

So, to spare you from the soporific effects of my latest writing attempt, I offer you this: Love In War.

It's summer and you're feeling frisky. It's an election year and you're feeling opinionated. Find out if the guy with the cute picture and witty profile is a card carrying Republican before he tries to hold your hand on the bus. Find out if the hot chick knows how to back her opinions with some facts before you shell out money for appletinis in a trendy bar. As we all know from every single romantic comedy, the pair that bickers the most is destined to live happily ever after.

So fight, love, and have fun.

* I was going to call this "All is Fair," but then I groaned. I made myself fall asleep and then I made myself groan. See how I spared you?

|

LINKS

DIARYRINGS

READING: The Homeward Bounders by Diana Wynne Jones.

WATCHING: Paycheck, or Ben Affleck's Giant Head.