CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

Don't get me started
2005-06-07

The Penis Has Landed

One hour into today's two-hour class, a hapless young man poked his head into the classroom. "Is this anthropology?"

"Ye-es," I replied.

"Am I in this class?" he asked.

"I don't know. I don't register the students. Students register FOR the course. Check your schedule. What I CAN tell you is that you're an hour late."

Without an apology, he found a seat and proceeded to talk to the woman to his right. There are seven students in my class. It's very obvious when someone is talking during the lecture. The other student thought he was asking her about the reading we were discussing, and passed him her copy. "No," he said, "Do you have a piece of paper I could borrow?"

It's a good thing we are not relying on him to turn on the air conditioner.
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LISTENING TO: A Ghost is Born by Wilco

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