CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA

By Quiconque

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2007-04-13

An Ignorant Proposal

From: Mr Bradon Franklin [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 12:31 PM
To: Quiconque
Subject: From: Mr Bradon Franklin


From: Mr Bradon Franklin
13G Hay Hall Road, Stamford bridge
london. Sw1v 3dw United Kingdom

Dear friend,

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in London, England. I worked with British Railway Commission in Norwich for over a decade I married for fifteen years without a child. my wife died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks.I vow to use my wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society. Since the doctor had comfermed my situation that I will not live long I have decided to give out my money to the poor.

I deposited the sum of �18 Million (Eighteen Million Pounds sterling)in a Vault with a Security company.Presently, this money is still there. Recently,my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 150 days due to cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and above all those affected in the Tsunami in far Asia and the Hurricane Katrina Disasters.I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner I will not like and I also do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty.I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank. I will also issue them a letter of authority and change of ownership certificate,that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund,through my Lawyer. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth.

Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein.Hoping to hear from you. at my private
email: ([email protected] )

Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.

God Bless You,

Mr Bradon Franklin
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From: Quiconque[mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 12:31 PM
To: Mr Bradon Franklin
Subject: Your Proposal, and One of My Own

Mr. Franklin,

What a terrible and inspiring story. I wish I could help you. Perhaps we could help each other.

I am a childless spinster of middle years. I have long been looking for a rich man on his deathbed. Nightly I have prayed for a way to get a child and a fortune without having to deal with the pesky inconvenience of a long-term husband. Clearly, the Almighty has answered my prayers by sending your email to me.

I think we should get married. You can impregnate me (with medical assistance if your illness has caused erectile dysfunction) and when you die, I can take control of your 18 million pounds.

Of course, I will carry out your wishes by giving the money to the poor. Technically, I am poor, as are my friends and relations. I know I will be doing the Lord's work in spreading your wealth around my family and acquaintances. Katrina and the Tsunami were dramatic catastrophes, to be sure, and the people who lived through these disasters suffered greatly. However, I also want to acknowledge the small ways everyday people suffer. Why, just this morning, I did not have enough money for my daily mocha frappuchino. Not only did I suffer embarrassment at the local coffee shop, I was forced to drink instant coffee from the employee kitchen at my job. I hope, with your inheritance, to ensure that others do not have to go through such hardship.

Just as you wrote, "With God, all things are possible," I know that the Lord wants us to be together. For, as we learn in Hebrews 11:11, "Through faith also Sarah herself received strength to conceive seed, and was delivered of a child when she was past age, because she judged him faithful who had promised." Please reply immediately to my offer. I am ready to be your Sarah.

Yours faithfully,

Quiconque

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