CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA |
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By Quiconque |
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2004-11-19A Mother�s LoveOverheard across the cubicle partitions: [RING!] (High-pitched, heavy New York accent) �Library, Wanda speaking�Wait a minute. CALM DOWN. I can�t understand you when you�re all excited like this. You swallowed it? Well, try to bring it back up. Listen, you have to calm down. You�re just making things worse. How did you swallow it? Okay, where are you? You�re at the pizza place on Broadway. Is there a doctor�s office near there? How should [PHONE DIALING] (High-pitched, heavy New York accent) �Yeah, it�s Wanda. Mary just swallowed her tongue ring at the pizza place. I�ve gotta go to her. I don�t know what she thinks I can do for her, but I�m leaving the office right now. Talk to you later.� [CLICK] |
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